Okay, we’re several weeks out from Taste Washington now, so maybe this will be my last story from that excellent event.
At about 4:12 PM on Seminar Day, I was standing in the lounge area of the Bell Harbor Center, watching people “drink their money’s worth” (a painful phrase that I heard a number of times) at the pouring stations, when I caught the eye of one Shayn Bjornholm, Master Sommelier, Education Director of the Washington Wine Commission, proponent of Boston pizza, and most importantly, MC of the “Which One’s Washington” seminar scheduled to start at 4:30 PM.
“Paul. Good. You’re a contestant.”
Those were the words hastily uttered before Shayn departed, leaving only the image of a powder blue tuxedo burned onto my retina.
And with that, I became a contestant in a wine game show. I was called up, shook the hand of my worthy opponent, and sniffed the two wines in front of me. Dark fruit, earth, and loads of tobacco on #1. More dark fruit, menthol, and lighter earth notes on #2. A quick taste and a push on my buzzer.
“I think these are Cabernet Sauvignon.” [appreciative murmuring from the audience; feeling confident]
“I think #2 is Washington and #1 is Bordeaux.” [murmur]
Then a snarky comment from Shayn, followed by a giant X appearing on the big screen, along with the corresponding buzz. [confidence shattered]
At this point, I and my opponent each retreated to our panels of wine experts, consulted with them, and returned to the podium.
My opponent: “These are Rhone blends. #2 is from Washington and #1 is from the, er, Rhone.”
X. BUZZ. I’m still alive!
Me: “Our panel has decided that this is Sangiovese.” [quietly derisive jeering; some laughter; uh-oh]
“#2 is from Washington, and #1 is from Chianti.” [did someone just boo?!? i grew up in philly, and i know a boo when i hear one]
Wrong again, and at this point, the contestant who made the closest guess takes the prize. Time for the big reveal… and it is indeed Cabernet Sauvignon, but #1, the earthy, lovely, tobacco bomb is the Washington wine, the Edouard from Chateau Rollat. Damn Rollat and their European stylings! #2, as it turns out, was a Ramey cab from Napa.
With my confidence now fully restored, I strode purposefully to the prize table and snagged my prize, the 2006 Buty Champoux Vineyard, later signed by Caleb Foster. If my palate had a hand, I would have high-fived it.
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